every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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