u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
how does that bad decision feel?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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