Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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