i need an iv and a liver transplant
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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