That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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