its not stalking. its research.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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