In the future we'll all be gay
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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