You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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