She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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