this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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