Umm I'm too high to move.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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