Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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