I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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