I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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