I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm too high and old for this...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
