this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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