Me too!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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