You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dude. I can hear the air.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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