I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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