She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
A+ Viking dick
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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