You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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