Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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