It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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