Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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