what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he thought i was a dude.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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