I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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