Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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