I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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