so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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