i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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