This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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