Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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