wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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