Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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