Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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