and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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