Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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