And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
