uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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