Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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