I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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