id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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