Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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