he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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