they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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