Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Houston, we have a blender
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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