is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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