yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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