elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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