Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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