I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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