And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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