people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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